After years of denying I liked mustaches–strange daddy issues, perhaps–I’ve come to appreciate the waxed & handlebar steez of the mustache, rocked by hipster boys II men around town…

For those of us who wanna break an awkward silence or get through an excruciatingly boring meeting (or hey, a date or intimate moment), Something’s hiding here on Etsy presents a mustache on a stick:

Ingredients: cast urethane mustache made from a carved poplar wood original

Plastic is fine. I guess the only issue is the $32 per ‘stache on stick.

Maybe I can use this jam to cover up my own mustaches when I can’t be bothered to get ‘em threaded off!

You may buy The Chronolect's 'stache...